Vona


a rural community located in eastern colorado which inspires strange couples to name their child after it.

not to be confused with the band (also from colorado) named, “vona.”
husband: “next exit is vona, we’ll get gas there.”

pregnant wife: “vona… vona… honey, let’s name our daughter vona!”

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