Vorpal Blade


a s-xual act. the process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. then, after sufficient cooling, the “snicker snack” must be poured on the woman’s abdomen. lastly, the male slaps the woman’s abs with his p-n-s until his member is coated in candy residue. the female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male’s p-n-s.
“one, two! one, two! and through and through
the vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
he left it dead(his p-n-s being limp), and with its head
he went galumphing back.”

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