Voytek
voytek is a polish name for a man who embodies the magnificence of life. he is strong, oddly attractive, and extremely intelligent. voytek loves awesome things, including, but not limited to, rubix cubes, good beer, and ikea. sarcasm is a fantastic quality in this debonair chap. he has the uncanny ability to sweep a girl off her feet without even trying. his nerdy side is the origin of the weakness of knees in many members of the female s-x. voytek is the paragon of what females truly desire, body, mind, and soul. it’s too bad there aren’t many voyteks out there in this small world.
i want me a voytek.
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