VSASS
very short attention span syndrome :
a common condition amongst men and women alike where one cannot keep their mind on one thing for a single minute. people suffering from this condition are generically labeled as ‘spastards’ which, although a little harsh, can often bring them out of their transfixion on that wall over there.
jimmy – roflcopter, check out this vid!
bob – okies.
-bobs starts to watch, but the colour in his eyes begins to drain, and under closer inspection, you can tell that the vs-ss has kicked in, and hes not f-cking watching-
jimmy – i said watch it, you f-cking spastard!
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