wack attack


to have the sudden urge to m-st-rb-t- in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.
o man did you here? bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! what a sick b-st-rd.
tripping out – totally out of it
‘man, im tripping out on a wack attack’
when someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.
josh: dude, is sam ok?
joey: he is wack attacking.
josh: oh… shall we f-ck with him?

“f-ck… i’m ok… i’m ok… its just a wack attack.”
an exclamation when things are suddenly weak, lame, not cool or otherwise wack.
guy 1: dude this party is about to be so legit!
guy 2: i know, like all the cheerleaders from the game are supposed to be there.

>they get there and its all jocks and no girls at all< guy 1: (sigh) wack attack. an unstoppable urge to play with your p-n-s, it can be brought on by seeing pretty girls on the street, seeing a hottie on tv or remembering a great scene from a p-rno...etc. "dude where'd you go?" "i was watching power rangers and the pink ranger gave me m-ssive wack attack, i had to go and take care of it." masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme h-rny-ness. i had a wack attack in the fridge at work today. 1. (n) a complete loser; someone that is often made fun of. "look at that wackattack over on the street! let's durr the f-ck out of him!"

Read Also:

  • WAAAAAAW

    a sarcastic interjection that expresses disapointment in a peer.(note to be said in a high pitch voice to allow greater effect) i just failed a huge test and my girlfriend dumped me!! waaaaaaw!!!!

  • go get your wallet

    a really undesirable phrase to hear if sitting in camillas bedroom – go get your wallet is a constantly used phrase as that is where men normally keep their raincoats for thier little soldiers “go get your wallet” = s-x on the horizon = if your not involved get the f-ck out of dodge

  • gold-dome

    a moldy unkempt slop of protein partical upon the head of one gareth taylor, an obsessive gamer, cat molester, and disturbed adolesent with absolutely no chance of getting laid. gareth taylor got his cat stuck in his gold-dome again.

  • Japist

    to be a frequent mastermind and purveyor of both practical jokes and good-hearted banter – (j-pes) a j-pist is a man/woman who frequently indulges in the pleasures of jolly j-pes. person 1: good sir, would you smell my flower? person 2: why of course sir! -flower shoots water in person 2’s face- person 2: why […]

  • wackatiger

    1.like a goth only much less dark and more harry potter. usually owns a very small scr-t-m. 2.person who likes to wack d-cks. 3.gay basher. 1.yo, that guy over there is so wackatiger. 2.chris pulled a wackatiger on be the other day. 3.he was arrested for being a wackatiger.


Disclaimer: wack attack definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.