when your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.
as jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds
an idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid girl 1: i told you to go get that checked girl 2: yeah well.. i didn’t girl 1: you bl**dy sponga bloke: i’m gonna do a backflip off of this wall! girl: […]
- bruce wayned
when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d*mn, hope is he okay. when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d*mn, hope is he okay.
a person under the age of 18 pretending to be one of the following: cool, gangster, thug, mememaster and bad*ss. they tend to be usually found in cape coral middle schools and sometimes elementaries. usually is very cringey and uses x in his ign. popboy: (plays ultimate by denzel curry and repeatedly says old memes) […]
- roman squat
an event wherein person a sits on the toilet directly followed by person b sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of person a. this ritual may be done on account of a lack of […]