Wackronym


a wackronym is the term coined to define all the simply stupid acronyms we are bombarded with via aim, msnchat, facebook, mysp-ce, twitter, bbim, ichat, and all other forms of modern communication.
lmf–, omg, dude, this chick was dtf, but i didnt have a condom. wtf, smh, fml. . .

bro, easy on the wackronyms.
wackronym is a play on acronym, meaning an abbreviation using the first letters of words. now is the acronym for the national organization of women, just as toast is the acronym for t-ts on a stick. less of a mouthful — no pun intended. a wackronym is a r-t-rded acronym that is actually no shorter than the phrase it ‘abbreviates’. “htf did you do that” is actually no easier to say than “how the f-ck did you do that”. therefore it’s not an acronym, but a wackronym.
paramedic: “victim has multiple gsw’s to the sternum!”
nurse alice: “if i’ve explained this once, i’ve explained it a thousand times: gsw is a stupid wackronym. it wastes time. instead, why not just say ‘gunshot wound’ — it’s actually two syllables shorter, f-ckmeat.”
victim: “help… me…”

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