wacky shirley



per amy schumer: a “wacky shirley” is when a girl sits on a guy’s face getting her p*ssy eaten while reading her tweets. she invented it because all the weird s*x stuff is geared towards men.
i pulled a “wacky shirley” on max today! he liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him on even more”
when a woman receives oral s*x while sitting on a man’s face and reading her twitter feed on her phone.
john was so bad at s*x that i just did a wacky shirley.

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