per amy schumer: a “wacky shirley” is when a girl sits on a guy’s face getting her p*ssy eaten while reading her tweets. she invented it because all the weird s*x stuff is geared towards men.
i pulled a “wacky shirley” on max today! he liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him on even more”
when a woman receives oral s*x while sitting on a man’s face and reading her twitter feed on her phone.
john was so bad at s*x that i just did a wacky shirley.
- 50 shades of *ss
to suck bad at whatever you’re doing at the moment *boy shoots a basketball and airb*lls* “d*mn bro you’re 50 shades of *ss right now! sit on the bench!!”
adjective; the essence of being a dipsh*t. his attempt to demean her for her hobbies on facebook portrayed am amount of dipsh*ttedness reserved for people with the last names bush and kardashian.
- slow blink
what you do when the person that is talking to you is so annoying or wrong. f*ckboy: ayy girl ur fine me: *slow blinks* via giphy
- awkward test
we’re you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test girl-no thanks i can never get past level 5