wad-pilot


a jack-off, a person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
“i hate moose, he’s such a f-cking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent”

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