Wadzle
the wadzle is a combination of used condom and tissue paper all conviniently rolled up in a ball.
usually, wadzles are the creation of very lonely men who feel the need to m-st-rb-t- frequently and furiously into a condom leading to condom breakage and leakage of the wad which will then lead to the need of a tissue to clean up the dirty mess.
wadzles, when thrown, are nine times as likely to miss a garbage can then a rolled up piece of paper due to liquid drag and lack of aerodynmics
steve: “al!, you gotta stop leaving your wadzles out. make sure you pick them up from around the garbage bin!”
al: “i’m sorry there are so many steve. i’ve just been really lonely.”
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