waf


weird as f—: waf is used to describe someone or something is weird to such a high extent. weird af as f-ck
“dude i’m not eating fish on a pizza, that’s waf!”
waf means ‘we are failures’ famously used in dog is dead’s single glockenspiel song. dog is dead fans are called waf’s. a waf is a huge dog is dead fan and they love each and every band member of the band.
hi i’m john and i’m a waf.
wack as f-ck.. mostly said by celebrity tila tequila..

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hes waf
shes waf

person1- what ur not gonna pick me up??

person2- nope, i got other things to attend to..

person1- man ur waf..!!
wife acceptance factor
a 133″ wide tv has a low waf.
=welsh as f-ck. used by welsh people when describin sum1 doin sumin stupid or sumin stupid or sumin cool or sum1 doin sum 1 cool :s waw even that sentence waz w.a.f
dat cars w.a.f (a tried 2 b pimped box on wheels …..dumb lookin) ………..l8er on wen cars jus been tipped afta playin chicken..wicked dat waz well w.a.f…(cool, inteligent thing 2 do)
pr-nounced “waf” as in “waffle.” its an acronym for “what a f-g” or “what a f-ggot” and is said after some douche does or says something douche-like or gay. it can be shouted at some jerkoff who just said something politically correct or be muttered under your breath to your friend in cl-ss because your male teacher is wearing purple shorts.
dude: don’t be gay, manpuss.
manpuss: hey! don’t say that. that is offensive to me!
bro: why? are you gay?
manpuss: no, i am not.
dude: w.a.f., man.
bro: true. true.
manpuss: whatever, you racists.
bro: w.a.f. for days.
wild as f-ck
i just realized you tried to call me cute on the slide. lol.

the girl then says you w.a.f.!
when the conditions are un-faivorable for disking it is considered to be windy as f-ck
guy 1: “yo man i’m so chill… wanna go disk?”
guy 2: “nah man its so waf right now. maybe tomorrow.”
guy 1: “man you’re so gaf”
guy 2: “f-ck off bro”

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