waffle butt
noun. the condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
we’ve been sitting out here so long, i’ve got waffle b-tt.
the imprint of a cyclone fence on one’s rear end from having s-x through the hole in the fence.
brenda got a waffle b-tt from bang’n an inmate through the fence.
the process of taking someone’s bare -ss and a tennis racket. pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
that guy deserves a waffleb-tting for what he did.
waffle b-tt is what female prison guards get after pressing their -ss up against the chain link fence in order for detainees/prisoners to f-ck them from behind. after being perched/pressed up against there long enough the chain link fence leaves and impression similar to a waffle on the b-ttocks. this usually takes place in terrorists prison camps i.e. iraq or guantanamo bay.
-“lance corporal suzy q. had a really bad case of waffle b-tt when i relieved her on the compund rover watch.”
-or-
-sarge-“airforce amy got flown of the tif this morning.”
-lcpl-“what did she do this time?”
-sarge-“pregnant.”
-lcpl-“oh sh-t! was it jackson or pruitt?”
-sarge-“nope, mustafah…evidentally she was giving up the waffle b-tt while she was on shift!”
“waffleb-tt” is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
this definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their b-tts.
this definition prevailed in the ’70s and before.
“hey, waffleb-tt! get off your -ss and do something!”
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