Wafflenuts
a hybrid between the american pastry and the european (belgian) breakfast staple. it can come glazed, sprinkled, riddled with berries and any other way you have basically seen a doughnut or waffle come (creme filled is still debatable). difference is, its not crunchy like a waffle. nor does the structural integrity give out around the bite site after the second chomp like a doughnut does. it drops panties and slays dragons too! (some panties may require a side of bacon before dropping)
a: dafuq!?. . . .dude its a glazed puffy waffle doughnut thing!!
b: nah! things don’t come puffy, perforated & that good looking!
a: well there is your sister
c: care to try our newest “americanized” pastry the wafflenut today?
a/b: f-ckoff dude were making a discovery here!!!
wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their -rs-hole hairs. often caused by lackl-stre wiping of the b-mcrack.
well, jim, i’m afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the -n-l beard is the only viable option.
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