waflof
what a f-ck load of fail. cousin word of aflof but used by itself whereas aflof is used in a sentence.
40-year-old-man-named-edgar: hey junior high school girls, why don’t you jump on into my nightrider?? i got candy and joose and some 4locos :d
13-year-old-girl-named-stephanie: waflof. cmon jeanette let’s go home. i don’t like pedophiles.
12-year-old-girl-named-jeanette: you’re right steph, this guy is aflof.
40-year-old-man-named-edgar: where you girls going? is it my balding head? is it the beer gut? is it the fact that i smell like sh-t? why am i aflof?
both-of-the-girls: this guy doesnt even know why he’s aflof. waflof. i’m disappointed.
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