Wafzilla
basically, once upon a time in a land far away, there was a monster known as “wafzilla” who fiended on socks, rape of small boys, and tight pants. some might call this beast a freak, others a friend. but one thing was for certain, wafzilla was a force to be reckoned with.
wafzilla’s diet was composed of unhealthy servings of everything from the sugar category of the food triangle, followed by multiple helpings of biryani, a pakistani rice dish.
wafzilla also enjoyed immature humor followed by raging b-tts-x next to pools or in laundry rooms.
“d-mn man, wafzilla is the sh-t! yesterday i heard she was all up on that tool downtown.”
“wafzilla enjoys fiending on b-ttholes.”
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