Wagner Tuba
a f-cked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of richard wagner and anton bruckner. though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like sh-t and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.
musician #1: “what are we playing on tour in march?”
musician #2: “bruckner 8”
musician #1: “oh f-ck! wagner tubas!!!”
a rare type of concert tuba that was created by richard wagner for use for his legenary opera “der ring des nibelungen”(the struggle of nibelungen). the wagner tuba is a cross between a tuba & a horn
for this concert piece we need to get a wagner tuba before next month’s concert.
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