Wagneritis


wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. often times the disease is p-ssed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. if not addressed early on, wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or ergophobia.
“erica caught a bad case of wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and p-ssed it on to people around her.”

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