Wagon ruts
a word for describing when a woman’s pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. this has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to p-n-s frustration since it makes you want to have s-x with her. the term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. “her wagon ruts made my d-ck want to travel the oregon trail.”
2. “i’m no stephen hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her v-g-n- might be a black hole.”
3. “the fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon.”
a condition that exists when a woman’s pants are so tight in the crotch that her lips can be read through her pants.
those shorts were so tight she had a wagon rut
the overly disgusting v-g-n-l area of a woman. usually trademarked by a deep tan or red from over stimulation (i.e too much f-cking). the l-b– are usually elongated and droopy.
when she took off her panties the wagonrut i saw made me cringe.
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