Wagon Wheel

the act of gathering in a circle and p-ssing around a handle of jack daniels while “wagon wheel” by old crow medicine show plays on repeat. wagon wheeling ends when the bottle is finished.
my friends and i wanted to get drunk fast last night, so we wagon wheeled before going out.
when a group of gentleman arrange in a circle, and gingerly touch the tips of their peni. it’s not gay, just more like a special handshake or an expression of joy.
“good job on securing that recent win, chum! shall we celebrate by forming a wagon wheel?”
a street term for round white generic 2mg alprazolam (xanax) pills.
yo, what’s the ticket on those wagon wheels man?

i just popped a few wagon wheels and i can barely walk.
30 inch rims. called wagons wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on old-west covered wagons.
“im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels.”

-project pat
to form a circle and sing wagon wheel by old crow medicine show while p-ssing a bottle of booze around until its contents are consumed.
there’s a half bottle left and no top. hey, should we just wagon wheel this?
1) a biscuit
2) the slang term for a b-m hole after -n-l s-x
‘jacob did your mum give you have a wagon wheel for lunch?’

‘jacob did you get a wagon wheel from that party?’
the act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circ-mference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the p-n-ses being the spokes of the wagon wheel). extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.
fellow a: “man, halloween was fun last night.”

fellow b: “yeah, especially when we stole the jack o’ lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it.”

fellow a: “don’t tell my girlfriend. please.”

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