Wailing Wanks


also known as frightened masturbation or the screaming skeets. it happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.
kyle was so f-up i could hear him suffering through the wailing w-nks in the room next door.

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