waistline wonders


gigantic t-ts that hang down near the waistline of a woman. also known as “longies,” or “saggies,” these jugs are most commonly found on older women. waistline wonders are known to cause backpain for the woman and neck pain for guys that jerk their heads to gawk at them while saying something to themselves like “jesus, those t-ts are f-cking huge.” dog “the bounty hunter” chapman’s wife has a big american set of waistline wonders.
waitress: “hey guys, what can i get you.”
tony:”a pitcher of cold beer and a large pizza.”
waitress: “okay, i’ll be right back.” (walking away)
donnie: (to tony) “hot d-mn brother, did you see them t-tties.”
tony: “i always notice big t-tties my friend.”
donnie: “them were some waistline wonders.”
tony: “haha, f-ckin a yes they were, let’s get drunk.”

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