Waiter Butt
service industry related b-ttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. scientific doc-mentation of waitress b-tt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.
add’l info: bartenders don’t get waiter b-tt, since they don’t do as much walking. sucks to be a waiter, eh?
“have you seen dave? he just got double sat.”
“i just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch.”
“oh, he’s been walking like a duck all night.
“waiter b-tt will do that to you.”
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(snapping) “waiter! can we get some more free rolls?”
“i’m baking some in my -ss (due to the heat of waiter b-tt). they’ll be done in two minutes.”
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