Waiter-Envy


when your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.
waiter: you guys look like a fun crowd!!

you: thank you!

(waiter goes to the next table)

waiter: you guys look like a fun crowd!!

you: d-mn i have such waiter-envy he totally played me.

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