Waitertude


when you don’t say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
man: wait can i get my steak medium-rare, even though it says i can’t on the menu?

waiter: yes you can.

man: but it says i can’t on the menu…

waiter: but i said you can so just shut up and i will get you your godd-mn steak!!!

-waiter leaves-

man: jesus christ that waiter has some waitertude!!!

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