waitlisted
when colleges think you’re sorta kinda qualified for their school but they just don’t know what the f-ck to do with ya, they put you on the dreaded waitlist. sort of like purgatory, only sh-ttier.
my friend angelica is a really bright, hard working, extracurricular activity-taking, lovable minority with great recommendations and a killer essay, but she still got waitlisted??? wtf man?
a nice way for a college or university to rub your nose in the face that you almost got in but fell just short, most commonly bestowed among prissy know-it-alls who could use a good boot up the -ss.
“dude did you hear that kid got into mit?!”
“nah douchebag got waitlisted”
“whats waitlisted?”
“basically a f-ck you, you didnt get in but we dont want to hurt your feelings”
when an admissions rep says “you were almost good enough..” instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.
you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don’t suck, but you just aren’t smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!
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