Wake-up Break-up


the instantaneous “break-up” that occurs between two people the day after “getting together.” this normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been “prom dating” or who have just engaged in a one night stand. this breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.

could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
person 1: hey, what happened with that alice girl last night?

person 2: eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up

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