waldo florida
a wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. you have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. yes, we have a lake. are there supposed to be fish in lakes? the city itself is only about a mile an a half long. with a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (some prefer bp because they understand everything you say.) also, if you’re looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else’s business.
waldo florida is a very small city in the state of florida.
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