just your typical everyday b-tch -ss n-gg-
yo is that a walfred coming down the street
- busting a mighty fat nut
v. -j-c-l-t-ng in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of s-m-n was produced. if the nut was busted under embarr-ssing and/or hilarious circ-mstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut. i was jerking off in my room, and right as i was about to finish my mom called […]
- castle on the hill
one of ed sheerans new songs released in january of 2017. legend has it if you listen to it you can hear the crying of a million fangirls. always equip tissues when listening to this masterpiece. ed saved 2017 with castle on the hill and i’m an emotional wreck.
- sailboat farts
when you’re on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go. toot toot sailboat farts
a great nice person who is always their for his friends. the muslim name meaning powerful. great with kids and have open arms. gets shot down by every girl but they are missing out. jeelani is such a sweet guy!
a unique and relevant copypasta that is written on the fly in response to a statement from another person in a chat or in a forum thread. a custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question. person a: you play counter-strike: cl-ssic offensive yet? person b (custompasta): nope, […]