walking straight


this is a reference to trying to walk straight (walk a line) and p-ss a field sobriety test, while drunk or intoxicated, in front of a law enforcement officer.
a man p-sses a field sobriety test while drunk by walking in a straight line. by walking straight, he is released and free to go, even though he broke the law. he fooled the cop and does not have to go to jail.
a positive life path that is followed to success by good people.
mike: hey what ever happened to jim?
john: he went to harvard, he’s walking straight in life.
p-ssing a sobriety test on the side of the road. also used to describe a gay bashing festivity.
i had 12 beers last night and i was still walking straight when the cops pulled me over.

man i had fun walkings straight last night. those f-gs never knew what hit them.

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