Walking taco
available females.
i hope this party has walking tacos the last one was a sausage fest.
a walking taco is a when any/all the taco fixings you want are added to a bag of fritos and you can “walk” away with it. (as seen on david letterman 6/4-5/07)
i had never heard of a walking taco until watching letterman last night. does this mean i need to get more? probably not.
the act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. usually accompanied by the pinching of b-tt-cheeks to prevent p–p from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.
dude, i had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. i left a trail all the way to the toilet.
a bag of doritos with everything that taco would have. but with nasty taco meat. later one after eating one you will blow -ss extremely bad. can cause intense burning of the -n-s
jim hey did you see the shot the the cyclones player missed. tonya no i didnt i was eating and walking taco and blew -ss everywhere.
the new term for camel toe. refers to the look of a woman’s v-g-n- when her pants or underwear is pulled so tight you can see the outline of her ll-b– and the slit in between.
“look at that hottie, her pants are so tight her p-ssy is a walking taco.”
when someone takes a sh-t in a woman’s purse.
dude, i totally made that chick’s purse a walking taco!
when a woman is getting -n-led while taking a brisk walk trough the local state park.
“yo, i meet this girl at the park” says jimmy
“did you walking taco her?!?!” says ronald
“no man, she wasn’t that type of girl” says jimmy
“what the f-ck!, any girl is the type for the walking taco.”says ronald
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