Wall Burrito
the act of violently shoving a mattress with a person in it up against a wall. preferably on the the top bunk of a bunk bed which creates better leverage. a wall burrito can be a form of punishment or a source of amus-m-nt. or both at the same time. wall burritos are common in fraternities where stupid pledges or total douchebags are served up spicy wall burritos on the reg. also a presidential platter is the act of wall burritoing my p-ssy during the 2008-2009 school year when he was pc president and had his own crib.
i got woken up last night to darsch’s head smacking the wall from a wall burrito.
that f-ckin wedge didnt do my laundry well enough so we wall burritoed the sh-t out of him.
koehn came into the racks last night and served up some spicy wall burritos.
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