Wallet rape
this happens to anyone whom has paid way too much for something, particularly a designer item that could have been purchased (especially a nice knockoff brand) for about 500% less somewhere else. it usually results in feelings of victimization, embarr-ssment, and guilt.
stella realized she was the victim of wallet rape after spending $2869.00 at neiman marcus only to find virtually the same ensemble for $250.00 at bebe clothing.
buying an apple product.
wallace: hey dude, i just bought the new mac pro
random intelligent person: you just got wallet raped man. you could build a better computer yourself for half the price.
wallace: but. but. ummmmm. apple is better because -insert reasons here that make no sense at all-
see steam sale
it’s steam christmas sale.
wallet rape is imminent.
being forced to hand over money to your b-tch to avoid the consequences
dave: i got wallet raped last nite!
john: she threated not to give you head?
dave: no, this time she refused to do the laundry unless i gave her a fifty
john: that sucks. what a rapist!
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