wallpaper music
middle-of-the-road, c-cktail music, muzak, or cheesy pseudo-new age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.
why is it that alll these wal-marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? why can’t they have jazz or cl-ssical music? for our creator’s sake!
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