Walmart Emo


an emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. applies to s scene kids too. usually posers.
hazel: wow, jen is such a walmart emo. she wears those miley cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

jim: i know, right?
the deep feeling of hopelessness and despair you get when you get hired to work at wal-mart.
-“hey man, i’ve noticed you’ve really been depressed recently, has your mom finally kicked the bucket from that cancer?”

” no, my mom was cured, my suffering now comes from my new job at walmart, i guess i got the walmart emo”

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