walnut whip
when you want to m-st-rb-t- but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or “whip”.
your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.
alright mate, have you had a w-nk today?
no, but i’ve had a couple of walnut whips.
a description of a man’s hair style that resembles a’70’s news reporters’ hair-do.
“look at that bl–dy walnut whip there, what a d-ck”
a peverse s-xual act involving excretion from the -n-s and -j-c-l-t–n from the p-n-s
the man excretes on the womans body, usually the chest, he then -j-c-l-t-s on the excretion hence resembling a walnut whip
-n-s
my walnut whip’s sore as f-ck!
did you give her one up the walnut whip?
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- Wanking Dead Dogs off
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- Warasaurus
the act of fighting off the soreness of your -ss. d-mn, sitting here so long has me in a warasaurus.