Walrus-Slap
to own a person, animal, or an object, and especially a woman in an extremely offensive manner. the highest form of ownage. often do walrus-slaps leave the recipient feeling hurt and rejected, and an apology or an “i’m just kidding” is usually required to maintain the friendship. also, if you are present when a walrus-slap takes place, you must dance around the victim, screaming “b-tchd-ck” for it to be a complete walrus-slap.
“susan, that dress makes you look like you have a giant d-ck” stated dan, defiantly.
“b-tchd-ck! b-tchd-ck!” screamed everyone else.
susan gaped in awe, she had been walrus-slapped.
flat-palm slapping a woman’s wet v-g-n-. the hand resembles a walrus “flipper” and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.
“here comes the walrus slap!”
“wait what–”
(squelsh)
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