Walter the Farting Dog
an immensely popular series of children’s books written by william kotzwinkle and glenn murray with ill-strations by audrey colman. walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. however, walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.
the walter franchaise has five entries thus far: “walter the farting dog,” “trouble at the yard sale,” “rough weather ahead for walter the farting dog,” “walter the farting dog goes on a cruise,” and “walter the farting dog banned from the beach.” all have made it on the new york times bestseller list.
each time a new walter the farting dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and i read about walter’s newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.
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