Walters, Oklahoma
a very small town in southern oklahoma with approx 3200 people, with nothing to show for itself. if you’re black, you are 95% likely to get pulled over just for driving through the town. if you aren’t into sports, this town has absolutely nothing to offer as far as entertainment other than getting drunk or stoned at home or on some dirt road. they finally put in a skate park, but if you go there the local cops cruise by continuously looking for a reason to run you off. 13 churches, mostly baptist and no place where kids can just hang out. main street is deserted every night by 9. then they wonder why there is a meth problem….
“hey are there any towns around here? i need to p-ss. naw just a few “walters, oklahoma”, keep driving.
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