waluiging
to bring a drunk girl home and instead of having s-xual intercourse, get her into bed, give her water and biscuits and let her get to sleep, like the hero waluigi would
guy 1: oh that girls pretty plastered, you gonna have s-x?
guy 2: nah, i’m waluiging dude
guy 1: oh sh-t, like our great god waluigi would want
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