Wammered
the past tense of “wammer” which is the act of accidentally slamming one’s p-n-s on an object. it can also be thought of as hammering with a w-ng.
“my d-ck just wammered my desk and it hurts like h-ll”
or
“i’m sorry i wammered your cheek. i guess i just turned around too quickly.”
combination of “wasted” and “hammered”. commonly used at parties where excessive drinking is occuring. spoken when one self is past the “wasted” and “hammered” level, but not quite at the “p-ssed out” level.
“dude, i am totally wammered right now!”
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