wampuh.
an exclamation used to indicate when one has tried to be witty but has failed horribly (especially when intoxicated). often used in those awkward silences after someone has tried to use a witicism among a group of friends. one may use “wampuh” against a friend or one may use it on themself upon realizing their failure at impressing others with what could have been scathing wit.
1. (origin)
girl: “it’s hot in here. dayumm.”
guy: “wampuh.”
girl: “…?”
guy: (two hours later) “wow. i sent that thinking i would impress you (mind you, i’m stoned) but now i realize how moronic that sounded. hah.”
2:
girl1: “how are you feeling today?”
guy1: “your mom.”
girl2: “wow. wampuh.”
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