wand

a guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metros-xual.
chris: dude, that kid with the popped collar just cb’ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.

jimmy: oh my god, dude, what a wand!
the male reproductive organs; p-n-s

syn: d-ck, pr-ck, c-ck, schl-ng, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, p-ck-r, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cuc-mber, etc.
thelma: so i heard you hooked up with jon the other night! -wink wink-

louise: yeah, but his wand is so huge, i’ve been sore for days!
a term referring to the television remote control. coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.
this show sucks, toss me the wand.
like cankles, but with wrists and hands.
“woah… look at her big ol’ fat hands… they’re wands if i’ve ever seen then!”
weird -ss night, dude
man, i got drunk with rayray last night and she got a little too frisky. it was a w.a.n.d.!
a two-bit trouble causin’ monster
if you’ve got a pulse he’ll fight you
if you’ve got doofer he’ll phone you
if u support england he’ll sing with you
if your a guff c-nt he’ll love you
chief’s got doofer….

chief’s with his muckers at the monk’s trailer smokin the wacky backy…..

his phone goes….

f-ck sake its wands, what does he want

–slurred voice down the phone…
aye chief, its wands, f-ckin, wot the f-ck, f-ckin, u got any f-ckin doofer ,like man. im f-ckin wasted, been fightin 40 irish boys in breakers and i won
among other things, a wand is another name for a lacrosse stick, primarily men’s laxin sticks but used by some females.
grab your wand and lets throw braw!

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