Wanger Hanger


when a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, p-ssed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

past-tense: wung hung
bree gave bauer a m-ssive “w-nger hanger” when he was p-ssed out on the beach chair.

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