Wangerd
wan a man has full erection, and somebody else kicks him in the p-n-s, causing it to go up at a 90 degree angle.
ah! bill got w-ngerd.
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- wang fotter
a girl that someone jacks off too, most likely a “hot” chick. dude shes a total w-ng fotter
- Wankclanger
its the drying coagulated sp-nk that you find in your hand on a friday night, after p-ssing out after having a w-nk. i had a few to many bevvies last night, and woke up with a right nasty w-nkclanger in my hand.
- Wankdretti
traitor. -sshole. sellout. “w-nkdretti turned his back on his fans. but they soon determined they didn’t care.”
- Wankerpussy
to do something a bit stupid or clumsily and hurt yourself pathetically in the process. being a bit of a w-nker and a p-ssy at the same time. very often occurs while drunk. claire fell down the stairs, landed on her -rs- and whinged about it. everybody laughed. what a w-nkerp-ssy!
- wankfact
a statement / fact that seems suspiciously like it had just been made up, and is likely only to be believed or swallowed by the stupid or gullible. “fireflies and all other animals with bioluminescent chemicals are fatal to lizards.” the above statement may well be a w-nkfact.