wanglish


noun, a compound of “white” and “manglish”. it is malaysian english spoken by a white person, including all the slang and intonation used by a fluent manglish speaker.
white person: “wei why you so like dat one?”
malaysian: “wahlau you talk w-nglish ah?”
internet chat-styled english, which is almost impossible to understand unless conditioned to it. called w-nglish because it makes you sound like a w-ng.
oi use to do u want 2 go 2 da beech 4 a swim heeps of jelly fish lol
dude, talk like a human instead of using that w-nglish.

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