wangst

combination of w-nk and angst, sometimes spelled as w-nkst-

ridiculously overblown self-pity.
louis, the vampire from anne rice’s vampire chronicles, is the poster child for w-ngst.
most often found in bad fiction (especially fanfiction), w-ngst is the combination of “w-ng” and “angst”; it’s a condition where a character is supposedly unfortunate and deserving of pity but the real emotion the viewer/reader is supposed to feel is awe at the character’s awesome power and l33t sk1llz.

a good writer can write a believable character who has a lot of power but whose life still sucks. a really good writer can even write a believable character whose life sucks as a direct result of having such power. but when bad writers try to combine these two things, the result is often w-ngst.
she writes all her vampires the same way — they w-ngst about how horrible and tragic their curse is but it’s like the only actual effect of being a vampire is your s-x is always great and you always look amazing when you go out clubbing all night.

oh man, i can’t believe the gary stu in this story. he’s an unbeaten combat fighter, a gourmet cook and a famous rock star, holds three doctorates, can fire any gun and pilot any vehicle, and now he’s w-ngsting that he has too many women chasing him to try and have his babies!
purposefully exaggerating angst to garner sympathy.
jon : man my life sucks. i hate it.
jeremy : what’s up with the w-ngst?
the deep shameful feeling a man experiences in the aftermath of masturbation. it is unclear whether women are known sufferers but there are certainly cases. a combination of “w-nk” and “angst” perfectly conveys this inexplicable emotion. it is overwhelming and often leads to a vow to cut down on masturbation, although this never lasts.
nick would have gone to church, but didn’t recover from the w-ngst he felt after his early morning masturbation session

terry deleted half of the p-rn on his hard drive after a particularly severe period of w-ngst.
the terrible feeling you get when you realise the masturbatory p-rn you’ve been rather enjoying can only have been cohersive or utterly degrading… but you just go on (from w-nk + angst).
phil realised all too late that there was no way that chick was into that and the vinegar stroke left him filled with w-ngst.
the angst and in-fighting among a group of friends, blogging community, etc., resulting from one or more acts of w-nkery.
his flame of her blog entry spread w-ngst throughout the entire comm.
whining about the fact that you have not gotten any s-xual gratification from the opposite s-x. your p-n-s is depressed. it is a w-ng, with angst. w-ngst.
“girls just seem to avoid me, i don’t know why…”
“cut out the w-ngst, man, i don’t care.”

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