wank barrier
the achievement of masturbating to completion no less than seven times in any 24 hour period.
o lord, i’ve tugged my tool non stop today and just broken the w-nk barrier!
the mystical and sometimes un-btainable 7 w-nk barrier……the point at which you cannot w-nk any further due to draining the w-nk bladder
” i got some hot new p-rn last night and tossed myself stupid…..still couldn’t get past the w-nk barrier though!”
“she’s a barrier babe!”…i.e a lady of such beauty as to be worth 7 w-nks.
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a mysterious being who, after a guy has m-st-rb-t-d in bed and not bothered to wipe up after, arrives and cleans up the area. responsible for the disappearance of c-m “the tooth fairy takes teeth – the w-nk fairy takes j-zz – simple as that”
- Wanklife
an affectionate nickname for the popular yet deeply nauseating bunch of tw-ts also known as westlife. westlife?…ohhh, you mean w-nklife!
- wankmagic
extremely good masturbatory source material it can also refer to a stupendously good w-nk, or one performed under the influence of hallucinogenic substances such that the w-nker envisions beams of light projecting from his ‘wand’ anton chigurh is w-nkmagic magic w-nk
- wank muse
object of desire during masturbation dude that juju is such a w-nk muse i can go for hour just thinking about her.
- Warm Cornelius
similar to a hot carl a warm cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut. 1. my h-rny girlfriend was given a warm cornelius nightly. 2. when i’m h-rny, my favorite s-x move is the warm cornelius