Wank Girlfriend


a girl who a man always thinks about while masturbating.

as said by neil from the inbetweeners series 3
i was nearly unfaithful to my w-nk girlfriend…it’s hayden panettiere off of heroes…but the other day i was tempted to knock one out over fearne cotton

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