wank job
slightly cl-ssier cousin of the hand job.
the countess provided me with a glorious w-nk job
the british term for a ‘hand job’ or masturbation. used to describe putting a hand on your c-ck and stroking it until you reach climax.
dude: yo man, that b-tch came over from the bar last night.
bro: did she give you a w-nkjob?
when giving someone head, move your arms as if you are performing the “walk like an egyptian” dance. this term is coined by w-nker himself who famous for both his ability to give head and do the “pharoh” dance.
i was having a down day, but then my girlfriend gave me a w-nk-job and i felt just great.
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