wank-machine
1.(noun) referring to a person, usually a male, who m-st-rb-t-s obssessively multiple times daily.
2.(noun) referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. man, clive is a w-nk-machine of note. he spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.
2. fiddy is such a w-nk-machine.
a machine that is designed to whack you off.
in the movie thx-1138, thx uses a w-nk machine
(contrary to my example sentence w-nk machines are real and they feel goooooood!)
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